littleblueartist:

1000% ACCURATE AS FRICKETY FRACK

(Source: heathermorris)

stopholdingontoair:

It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.

tsundereslasher:

(x)

(Source: bootycap)

pesamientossuicidas:

Eclipse lunar 2014

pesamientossuicidas:

Eclipse lunar 2014

(Source: brokendreamsandsadness)

(Source: gimmespencer)

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

purpletittysprinkles:

nobodycars:

Wait… Nemo in latin means nobody… So the real title of Finding Nemo is Finding Nobody… So that means Nemo wasn’t even real but a part of Marlin’s imagination. He just unintentionally made up Nemo so he could cope with the loss of his wife and his almost children.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

plussizeebony:

Coco in Nakimuli’s MAMBO SKIRT CURVY- YAYA

When someone calls me attractive image

(Source: josholdridge)

samspurpletoothbrush:

WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS

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amywiliams:

Karen & Matt - Oculus Premiere - April 3, 2014

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

delta—cubes:

LOOK AT HOW HE LOOKS AT JOHN.